I Shoot People for Money

springfield-vs-shelbyville:

He made light of my weight problem, then suggested my motto be “semper fudge.” At that point, he told me to “Relax.”

This has been in my head for a week.

scissorsandthread:

‘Fashion Icons’ Homemade Halloween Costumes | Oh Happy Day

I have to admit, I’m pretty disappointed with the DIY adult costumes this year, but the kid ones are awesome! I saw the Anna Wintour one via Pintrest and fell in love - so cute, plus if you get bored you can read the Vogue mag!

Bitches be fabulous

soo-spooky:

huynhtuananh:

NotWallpaper featuring Patterned Paint Rollers. Our patterned paint rollers help you create a beautiful stencil like design on walls, wood, furniture, fabric, paper, clay and more!

I’ve always wanted this

THIS EXISTS??

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badnrad:

ex0skeletal:

Any Animal That Touches This Lethal Lake Turns to Stone

There’s a deceptively still body of water in Tanzania with a deadly secret—it turns any animal it touches to stone. The rare phenomenon is caused by the chemical makeup of the lake, but the petrified creatures it leaves behind are straight out of a horror film.

Photographed by Nick Brandt in his new book, Across the Ravaged Land, petrified creatures pepper the area around the lake due to its constant pH of 9 to 10.5—an extremely basic alkalinity that preserves these creatures for eternity.

I know this is ALL over the internet right now but I seriously can’t help but reblog this since these are some of the most beautiful photographs I’ve ever seen.

ewok-gia:

Dead Prisoners’ Tattoos Preserved in Formaldehyde

briennemaidoftarth:

Oh it gets dark, it gets lonely
On the other side from you
I pine a lot, I find the lot
Falls through without you

AU where Jaime sings ‘Wuthering Heights’ outside Cersei’s window while doing an interpretive dance.

Dear lord, how I miss having my little pony hair

wetheurban:

ART: Plexus No. 19 by Gabriel Dawe

At first glance, you’d think this was a hologram or a projected image. It’s amazing how someone could have the patience to ensure each piece of thread was in place in order to come up with this as the final product. Intensive labor and love for art (#shitwelove). 

Artist Gabriel Dawe created Plexus no. 19, a stunning thread installation that’s beautifully spread across two balconies in the atrium of a historic villa. The early 19th century neoclassic house, called Villa Olmo, was acquired in 1924 by the municipality of Como and is now open to the public only during cultural events and art exhibitions like this.

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girlsoftheworld:

Anne Vyalitsyna in Thierry Mugler by Richard Burbridge 

alphielafray:

THIS ! 100 times this!!!!

^^^^^^^^^^

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lesbeehive:

Les Beehive – Giles Spring 2014 - London Fashion Week Day 4 Details

Oh GOD

urhajos:

Yuri Ladut’ko

urhajos:

One of the weirdest collaborations by Aganetha Dyck:

‘First, a clarification; I am not a beekeeper. I rent the colonies of honeybees, bee hives, and apiary space from a qualified beekeeper. All my work with honeybees is overseen by a scientist and is always completed under the direction of a beekeeper. The beekeeper takes care of the bees. I am an artist interested in environmental issues and in inter-species communication, specifically interested in the power of the small. My ongoing research asks questions regarding the ramifications all living beings would experience should honey bees disappear from earth.

….

To begin a collaborative project with the honeybees, I choose a slightly broken object or damaged material from a second hand market place. I choose damaged objects because honeybees are meticulous beings, they continuously mend anything around them and they do pay attention to detail. To encourage the honeybees to communicate, I strategically add wax or honey, propolis or hand-made honeycomb patterns to the objects prior to placing them into their hives. At least I like to think my methods are strategic. The honeybees often think otherwise and respond to what is placed within their hive in ways that make my mind reel.

At times, the honeybees encourage me to add or delete honeycomb after they have worked on an object. As an example, by overextending their honeycomb, the honeybees encourage me to sculpt into this mass of waxed cell construction and return it to them for further consideration.’
via The Jealous Curator

archerisms:

Hey-oh! 75 followers! And first thing this morning I saw Megan Lara’s, “Duh”.  Perfect time to share her amazing Archer designs. All I can say is Sploosh.  #Archer Artists

I need these, stat.

sarahstarseed:

*GROSS SOBBING AT HOW UNBEARABLY BEAUTIFUL THESE ILLUSTRATIONS ARE*

From Bernie Wrightson’s Frankenstein

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